Funny ....but true.....ha hahahha ,

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a Marketing guy(X):


X: Which shaving cream do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X: Which aftershave do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X: Which deodorant do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X: Which toothpaste do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X: Which shampoo do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X: Which socks do you use?


Y: Nanda's


X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Nanda? Is it an international


company???


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Y: No, He is my roommate

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